Clag

the cyber version of a slag.

joe: Ay tha lorelas such a slag yeno
mark: Nah she’s like jyotshna she only sends pics n chats it makes her a clag

by isuckedyamar April 01, 2020

Clag

Clag is the a northern word used in place of punch and hit. is used generally after alcohol consumption and usually when in the wrong!

He is such a cheeky fucker he is, am gonna have to clag him if he doesn't watch his gob, like!

by John Christal November 11, 2008

Clag

To be clagged is to swallow jizz after a bj, so all the jizz is in your throat claggin about.

Variations - clagged, clags, claggers.

If someone gets clagged often or clag people often, they can be referred to as a Claggatron or Claggonaut.

- I got clagged.
- I've got the clags.
- You remember that decent clag you got?
- You got the claggers?

by westcroftboy March 27, 2012

clag

learned from speed tv: Clag is the bits of rubber that get thrown off the tires to the side of the road outside the racing-line.

I have walked the track after a race, and they are often small specks to marble sized, and less-frequently but noticable golf-ball sized.

by Matthew May 24, 2004

clag

when arse hair gets matted together with shit when you don't wipe your bottom properly.

i had to soak the clag in the bath before i could pull it off
(it was still painful though)

by busmas April 22, 2003

clag

Clag can also refer to any smoke or byproduct of a large diesel engine's Starting or pulling heavy loads as seen with trains and semi's

During Locomotive starts, there's excessive clag

by Northstar2007 October 21, 2007

clag

An aviation acronym that originated within the Royal Air Force. It stands for "Cloud Low, Aircraft Grounded", but nowadays it is often used in general usage to describe grey, drizzly low laying cloud.

I don't fancy flying in the clag.

by Ben Chapman January 16, 2007