Claggy

Thick, sticky and gooey.

Mind the mud, it's all claggy.

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Claggy

the state of food when it is dry in your mouth

This bread is very claggy.

by Ace November 3, 2003

Claggy

A fluid that's clotting and has a tendency to be adhesive to various surfaces.

She pissed me off so much, I left a claggy

seminal substance on her work monitor.

by kwaiiawk January 7, 2019

Claggy

Boiled potatoes made by a single lady to impress her date. Over cooked and discussing.

Vicky's spuds were awful, they were so claggy I couldn't eat them.

by Plokijuhg August 31, 2020

claggy-in-the-waggy

The unfortunate situation, usually a result of poor or hasty wiping, of having dried poo entangled in the gooch pubic hair.

"Oh man, I rushed that poo and now I've got claggy-in-the-waggy."

by Laddd June 19, 2009

Claggy douche

a proper sticky minge.

Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"

by Claggy douche June 16, 2024

Flaggle Claggle

That thing the Youtuber stevecash83 always says at the end of a video description. We don't know what it means, and we'll never know as stevecash83 is dead.

stevecash83: So Sylvester did this thing and yadda yadda yadda. Flaggle Claggle.
fans: what the fuck does flaggle claggle mean, you've been saying it since 2010, we should know now.
stevecash83: ...

by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021