the state of food when it is dry in your mouth
This bread is very claggy.
by Ace November 4, 2003
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A fluid that's clotting and has a tendency to be adhesive to various surfaces.
She pissed me off so much, I left a claggy

seminal substance on her work monitor.
by kwaiiawk January 7, 2019
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The unfortunate situation, usually a result of poor or hasty wiping, of having dried poo entangled in the gooch pubic hair.
"Oh man, I rushed that poo and now I've got claggy-in-the-waggy."
by Laddd June 19, 2009
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Boiled potatoes made by a single lady to impress her date. Over cooked and discussing.
Vicky's spuds were awful, they were so claggy I couldn't eat them.
by Plokijuhg August 31, 2020
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