Claggy

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

This bread is very claggy.

by Ace November 3, 2003

A fluid that's clotting and has a tendency to be adhesive to various surfaces.

She pissed me off so much, I left a claggy

seminal substance on her work monitor.

by kwaiiawk January 7, 2019

claggy-in-the-waggy

The unfortunate situation, usually a result of poor or hasty wiping, of having dried poo entangled in the gooch pubic hair.

"Oh man, I rushed that poo and now I've got claggy-in-the-waggy."

by Laddd June 19, 2009

Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"

by Claggy douche June 16, 2024

Boiled potatoes made by a single lady to impress her date. Over cooked and discussing.

Vicky's spuds were awful, they were so claggy I couldn't eat them.

by Plokijuhg August 31, 2020