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Cláudio 

Cláudio is an excelent male friend and an wonderful life partner, does wonders in bed, a very good kisser and knows how to rock an outfit
Hey, have you seen Cláudio's outfit today? He is such a great dresser
Cláudio by TheRealJohnCena123 October 26, 2020
Words you can keep
He's the coolest guy on earth, and have an amazing huge dick.
Claudio can give you an heart attack with his penis.
Claudio by cilimbro December 19, 2016
Someone or something that represents godly and strong. A person of this quality is brave, mentally strong - though they may not show it often, trusting, handsome, not very sexually experienced but a great lover, and is there for anyone that needs him/her.

A thing of this quality is usually fun, awesome, and something you had a good experience with. It also shows something that you want or like to have.
Oh God Claudio was so romantic!
Claudio by Vita D'or April 6, 2011
A straight up bawla that is amazing at every sport. He is the one with the most assists on every team of every sport, and he can score too. This is one of those people that are one of a kind, and will always mind fuck you with everything he says. He is also super tall and makes awesome jokes. Also whenever you beat him at anything he will say it was luck, but the one time he beats you he will go crazy saying that he is amazing and that you suck.
You see Claudio
Me: Hey did you see my nasty goal yesterday?
Claudio: It was good.... But not as good as my three nasty assits!!!
Claudio by NickJorge January 20, 2013
claudio is the coolest guy ever and lead singer of Coheed and Cambria
Claudio by YOULL NEVER GUESS!! December 8, 2004
Son: what are we eating today

Mom: we are eating claudio
Name of the coolest, hottest, tightest guy I know.
Jicila luvs one of her best friends. His name is CLAUDIO.
claudio by Jicila July 26, 2003
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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