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The Alpha of the group, a true Daddy to the Ladies, bit of a Fuck boy though.
People with other “Names” : Fuck did you see Cje today? He’s such a fucking Alpha I wish girls would call me daddy but I’m not like Cje. I wouldn’t let my girl near Cje!
Cje by anonymous November 23, 2021
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The Alpha of the Group, A true daddy to the ladies, bit of a fuck boy though!
People with other “Names”: Cje is such a alpha! I wish I got as many bitches as Cje. I wouldn’t let me girl near Cje.
Cje by anonymous November 23, 2021
(Dutch, informal) Word that is used to annoy people. Most commonly used in chat and mail
Guy 1:"Are you going to answer, or what?"
Guy 2:"Cjer"
Guy 1:"Aaarg!"
Cjer by Timopedia June 21, 2011
THE COOLEST MF EVER BRO I SWEAR THE BEST PART IS THEY LIKE SINJIN DROWNING

YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT 🤣🤣‼️
_cjerk is the best ever
_cjerk by tatsuna May 28, 2021
one of the best mutuals i have :D they have pretty great tiktok content thats always entertaining! woohoo
"_cjerk is one of the coolest mutuals! she makes amazing content!"
_cjerk by bubbly.acid May 29, 2021
When someone gets knocked out cold to the point where their whole body is stiff and their face looks like dead roadkill.
Damn Carter just got cjed.
Cjed by Al Jedras December 18, 2021
CJerk1 is the funniest and sexiest Tik Toker to exist! She got her inspiration from her username from CJerk who made the song GeorgeNotFound OnlyFans. CJerk is also known as Weston Koury which CJerk1 is a big fan of him!
I love CJerk1’s Tik Tok videos so much! They really make me chuckle!
cjerk1 by laylanotfound June 22, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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