Cigarekt

Having too many cigarettes in a day, to the point that you don't want any more.

Guy 1: I'm craving a dart, you want one?
Guy 2: nah thanks I'm Cigarekt

by girtbeef October 3, 2015

Cigarekt

Having too many cigarettes in a day, to the point that you don't want any more.

Guy 1: I'm craving a dart, you want one?
Guy 2: nah thanks I'm Cigarekt

by girtbeef October 3, 2015

Human Cigarette Butt

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.

Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

by The #1 Joker October 7, 2012

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

Cigarette Abuse

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.

"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray

by JCY60! December 8, 2013

cigarette destructor

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

by Telephony February 21, 2013

Buying Cigarettes

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018