cifertard 

seggsy person

cifertard is so hot

cifertard by hangetard March 2, 2021

cybertard 

A cybertard is someone who is ignorant of the way that things work on the internet even after having had enough time to learn, especially when it comes to internet scammers. The definition may extend to people who are clueless about other internet knowledge, such as basic html coding, how to navigate an online forum, etc.

A cybertard is someone who lacks "cyber smarts" (akin to "streetsmarts").

Syn: permanoob

"John fell for that MySpace phishing bulletin and his account got hacked... he's such a cybertard".

cybertard by Demiurge December 14, 2008

Cheertarded

A person or cheerleader who acts like an idiot, screaming cheers with obnoxious facial expressions while waving arms in the air acting as if they were biligerent.

Jessica G. A.K.A "The Cuban" is soooo Cheertarded

Cheertarded by PaytTheNinjaGod#1 May 21, 2010

Cigartard 

A guy usually found on a cruise ship who buys one those "CUBAN" cigars sold by a vendor on the beach;usually filled with tobacco,hay,and bits of rope.

Dave: That cigar smells like ass, did you buy that from some twelve year old on the beach.
Jeff:Yeah it's "CUBAN".
Dave: No Jeff that's a Backwoods with hay in it you Cigartard.

Cigartard by Cigarbud April 23, 2009

Cybertard

A retard on the internet
Usually used similarly to the word "Skid" meaning script kiddie. The word refers to someone that hides behind swatting and doxxing because they are a terminally online retard.
More specifically, people are called "cybertards" when they partake in activity such as swatting, doxxing or other cybercriminal activity, but end up getting caught because they don't know what they're doing.

Person 1: Did you hear <PERSON 3> just got caught swatting someone?
Person 2: Yeah, he did it on his own parents wifi, with his main phone.
Person 1: Damn, what a CYBERTARD. Everyone knows to at least get a burner.

Cybertard by bonkiousious March 21, 2026