Cigartard
A guy usually found on a cruise ship who buys one those "CUBAN" cigars sold by a vendor on the beach;usually filled with tobacco,hay,and bits of rope.
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Chartardo
a redneck that is native to silverwood, michigan. Can usually be caught saying words that dont exhist and riding a motorcycle while wearing a snowmobile jacket and welders gloves.
Chartardo by butcherbakercandlestickmaker September 4, 2009
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Cartard
Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.
chartard
noun: portmanteau of "charter" and "retard". A misnomer referring to a Charter School of Wilmington student who displays zombie-like behavior in the hallways and excessive use of calculators for ridiculously simple math problems, such 2+2. These creatures typically have no others skills except that of math and science, and have no life.
Look at John. The only thing he knows how to do is use that fancy-schamancy calculator and name elements off the periodic table. What a chartard.
chartard by UrMommmm!! August 1, 2010
chartarding
I spent a week chartarding business data for my stupid, incompetent boss so she could understand it.
chartarding by dandelion1183 May 7, 2009
Cigarettarded
Buddy: Yo man Ima Lite This Cig.
dopeman: You can't even light the mother fucking thng. you're so cigarettarded.
dopeman: You can't even light the mother fucking thng. you're so cigarettarded.
Cigarettarded by andrewlaedis. July 24, 2010
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