Chuting

When an individual lays on their stomach and pretends that they are parachuting.

I was chuting last night just for Daily Grace.

by erunks August 2, 2011

chuting

The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.

"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

Blue Chuting

Used in times of extreme desperation; the act of shoving a genie’s lamp up ones ass to get at least one wish.

OMG ... I think Todd is over there in the corner having a seizure. Karen No - he didn’t get home until 4:30 this morning and is over there blue chuting hoping for a pass.

by jbcase01 December 7, 2020

Chuning Choke

While giving a blow job, the man rams his dick too far down the women's throat, causing her to vomit all over the male's dick.

"Did you hear about Laura last night? She Chuning Choked!"
"Oh man! That must of been messy for Johnny!"

by Tacobutt June 10, 2014

Couting

Participating in the calling-out culture.

The couting trend on social media is getting out of control, people who are always trying to score couting-points are insufferable to be around. Don't be a couter, just don't!

by SanagebEl3enab September 8, 2020

chuteng

When a person finds out they are gay and decides to fake that they are straight.

Yo! Did you see that guy, he's kinda nice looking, do you think he's a chuteng?

by ArabGniznet July 26, 2017

Clutingtons

Clutingtons Disease effects those people with severe alcoholism. Once diagnosed, their symptoms are usually uncontrollable shaking of the hands, standing motionless staring at you for long periods of time and acts like a complete cunt.

Hey that's Tim at the Seven Eleven! Oh don't go near him, he has Clutingtons. It's highly infectious you will end up talking like a cunt!

by The Dengster December 6, 2018