The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.
"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"
Used in times of extreme desperation; the act of shoving a genie’s lamp up ones ass to get at least one wish.
OMG ... I think Todd is over there in the corner having a seizure. Karen No - he didn’t get home until 4:30 this morning and is over there blue chuting hoping for a pass.
The couting trend on social media is getting out of control, people who are always trying to score couting-points are insufferable to be around. Don't be a couter, just don't!
Clutingtons Disease effects those people with severe alcoholism. Once diagnosed, their symptoms are usually uncontrollable shaking of the hands, standing motionless staring at you for long periods of time and acts like a complete cunt.
Hey that's Tim at the Seven Eleven! Oh don't go near him, he has Clutingtons. It's highly infectious you will end up talking like a cunt!
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.