Churttle 

To gargle semen.

I'll churttle you if you come over.

Churttle by NarniaCats April 17, 2015

churtle 

N. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle. A scaredy cat who takes his time doing things. Churtles tend to exhibit weakness in their shin area.

Note: Not to be confused with the Pokemon Squirtle.

Kevin is such a Churtle

churtle by LCHS July 24, 2004

chuttle 

The food that gets stuck in your keyboard.

I had enough chuttle in my keyboard to open a snack shack.

chuttle by Chris Callaway August 10, 2007

Churtle 

A male giggle, since only girls "giggle". A masculine giggle

I churtled so hard at what the woman was wearing

Churtle by Paul J. May 22, 2008

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

chorttley-waffle-doilies by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

Churtle 

A cross between a chihuahua and a turtle

Helen: Wow look there's Annika!
Anna: Who's Annika, that's a churtle!

Churtle by berry546 June 3, 2015

churtleing

When you a destroying a toilet with torrents of predominantly liquid material

I’m churtleing so badly right now, those tacos in Tijuana were a mistake.

churtleing by Jorge jetsón March 2, 2020