N. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle. A scaredy cat who takes his time doing things. Churtles tend to exhibit weakness in their shin area.

Note: Not to be confused with the Pokemon Squirtle.
by LCHS July 25, 2004
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popping a zit on your chest where both puss and blood come out. Technically speaking over 1cc of body mass. If less then it is known as a kenlet.
Ill give you five bucks to lick the churtle off that bitch's chest.
by Joel653 March 7, 2006
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A male giggle, since only girls "giggle". A masculine giggle
I churtled so hard at what the woman was wearing
by Paul J. May 22, 2008
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A cross between a chihuahua and a turtle
Helen: Wow look there's Annika!
Anna: Who's Annika, that's a churtle!
by berry546 June 2, 2015
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When you a destroying a toilet with torrents of predominantly liquid material
I’m churtleing so badly right now, those tacos in Tijuana were a mistake.
by Jorge jetsón March 2, 2020
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