churtle

N. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle. A scaredy cat who takes his time doing things. Churtles tend to exhibit weakness in their shin area.

Note: Not to be confused with the Pokemon Squirtle.

Kevin is such a Churtle

by LCHS July 24, 2004

churtle

To throw up

Whoa that kid just churtled!

by emmaissocoollike July 18, 2011

churtle

popping a zit on your chest where both puss and blood come out. Technically speaking over 1cc of body mass. If less then it is known as a kenlet.

Ill give you five bucks to lick the churtle off that bitch's chest.

by Joel653 April 15, 2006

Churtle

A male giggle, since only girls "giggle". A masculine giggle

I churtled so hard at what the woman was wearing

by Paul J. May 22, 2008

Churtle

A cross between a chihuahua and a turtle

Helen: Wow look there's Annika!
Anna: Who's Annika, that's a churtle!

by berry546 June 3, 2015

churtleing

When you a destroying a toilet with torrents of predominantly liquid material

I’m churtleing so badly right now, those tacos in Tijuana were a mistake.

by Jorge jetsón March 2, 2020

Churtle

churtle is the best

churtle

by Proworder January 26, 2023