churtle 

N. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle. A scaredy cat who takes his time doing things. Churtles tend to exhibit weakness in their shin area.

Note: Not to be confused with the Pokemon Squirtle.

Kevin is such a Churtle

churtle by LCHS July 24, 2004

Churtle 

A male giggle, since only girls "giggle". A masculine giggle

I churtled so hard at what the woman was wearing

Churtle by Paul J. May 22, 2008

Churtle 

A cross between a chihuahua and a turtle

Helen: Wow look there's Annika!
Anna: Who's Annika, that's a churtle!

Churtle by berry546 June 3, 2015

Churtle 

churtle is the best

churtle

Churtle by Proworder January 26, 2023

churtle 

To throw up

Whoa that kid just churtled!

churtle by emmaissocoollike July 18, 2011

Churtle 

V. To wince in physical pain while remaining completely silent, usually when performing some sort of self-maintenance or cleaning/scrubbing/picking while inducing short, sharp and very intense pain.

Stephen churtled visibily as he dug enthusiastically into his nose with overly long and sharp fingernails. "Christ. That booger felt like it was attached directly to my brain stem." uttered Steve while recovering from an epic churtle.

Churtle by x0ff December 20, 2010

churtle 

popping a zit on your chest where both puss and blood come out. Technically speaking over 1cc of body mass. If less then it is known as a kenlet.

Ill give you five bucks to lick the churtle off that bitch's chest.

churtle by Joel653 April 15, 2006