churtleing

When you a destroying a toilet with torrents of predominantly liquid material

I’m churtleing so badly right now, those tacos in Tijuana were a mistake.

churtleing by Jorge jetsón March 2, 2020

Churting

When your intoxicated and back someone into a corner with ramblings. Usually accompanied by hand gestures.

I didn't enjoy the pary because that cat was churting me all night.

Churting by Rubberduck5 October 27, 2009

Churting

This kinky act involves a male taking a shit and saving the longest piece. This piece is then wrapped in saran wrap and placed in the freezer until needed. When the time arrives, the male retrieves the churt and proceeds to screw his partner with the frozen shit.
Note: It is perfectly acceptable to use someone else's churt with your girl

"He's in the bedroom churting her"

"I love it when you churt me with your giant frozen logs"

Churting by Ri Queef July 28, 2008

churting

The act of being dull, boring, kind of grey, and specifically draining to the person that is having to listen to you.

Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.

Example conversation:

A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...

etc etc etc...

Also:

churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.

churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed

churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.

to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.

a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.

churting by Nicky and Dave Hadley July 8, 2007

courtleigh 

She’s a kind and funny person is is typically pretty cute and a lot of guys like her but she’s more a best friend then a gf

She’s such a courtleigh

courtleigh by Your bsff May 14, 2018

courtleigh 

She is a kind funny person who is kind and she thinks she’s a savage but she’s scared of everything a lot of guys like her but it’s hard to date her because a lot of people try to break her heart so there might be some trust issues

She looks like such a courtleigh

courtleigh by Your bsff May 14, 2018

churdling

when your chunking and hurdeling....
not over hurdles off of 20 foot or larger gaps/building

puking and chunking

george got so fucked up at skrillex he churdled his face off the 1st bank center. george was also churdling when he jumped too much on the trampoling wasted.

churdling by isacdaburger November 4, 2011