churtleing

When you a destroying a toilet with torrents of predominantly liquid material

I’m churtleing so badly right now, those tacos in Tijuana were a mistake.

by Jorge jetsón March 2, 2020

churtle

N. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle. A scaredy cat who takes his time doing things. Churtles tend to exhibit weakness in their shin area.

Note: Not to be confused with the Pokemon Squirtle.

Kevin is such a Churtle

by LCHS July 24, 2004

Churtle

A male giggle, since only girls "giggle". A masculine giggle

I churtled so hard at what the woman was wearing

by Paul J. May 22, 2008

Churtle

A cross between a chihuahua and a turtle

Helen: Wow look there's Annika!
Anna: Who's Annika, that's a churtle!

by berry546 June 3, 2015

Churtle

churtle is the best

churtle

by Proworder January 26, 2023

churtle

To throw up

Whoa that kid just churtled!

by emmaissocoollike July 18, 2011

Churtle

V. To wince in physical pain while remaining completely silent, usually when performing some sort of self-maintenance or cleaning/scrubbing/picking while inducing short, sharp and very intense pain.

Stephen churtled visibily as he dug enthusiastically into his nose with overly long and sharp fingernails. "Christ. That booger felt like it was attached directly to my brain stem." uttered Steve while recovering from an epic churtle.

by x0ff December 20, 2010