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Verb-to churt(two smoke, chill, and smoke)

Churt is the derivative of 430. It was made so that adults wouldnt know what we were talking about.
today i asked evdawgs if he wanted to churt. he replied by saying that he was chursty.
churt by peee peeeooooo July 31, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A special kind of hurt inflicted by Chacha
You churt me with this painful thing
Churt by SaurPuss February 10, 2022
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A large frozen faece used for sexual pleasure (see churting).
Dude 1: Are you hanging a turd in there Bro?
Dude 2: Fuck off and leave me alone mate.
Dude 1: Can I check out your pile Bro?
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: My missus is horny and I need a Churt.
Dude 2: Well your in luck, I just passed the biggest brown baton you have ever seen!
Dude 1: Sweet! I'm gonna make her scream tonight!
Churt by Stifler69 October 16, 2012
A small whiny fart sound, describing a complete motard that nobody likes because he/she's gayer than fuck.
"Look at Churt. Can't you see he's just a turt?"
Churt by Your Mother's arse October 16, 2008

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".
A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

James Irwin Charter School 

A very terrible school, full of racism and lesbians. The principal is a pussy. There’s no damn windows, terrible dress code(like really terrible) 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.
Ewww you go to James Irwin Charter School?

Chart Bullies 

Chart bullying is when an artist or group becomes to powerful and other artists music can't pass them in streaming to chart on the Billboards or other music platforms. The term picked up popularity on Twitter as BTS continues to dominate the world. Usually used passive aggressively in a light hearted manner.
BTS and the Army really are chart bullies taking 4 of the top 5 spots like that. STREAM BOY WITH LUV!
Chart Bullies by Howls11 July 1, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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