1 definition by Stifler69

Churt

A large frozen faece used for sexual pleasure (see churting).

Dude 1: Are you hanging a turd in there Bro?
Dude 2: Fuck off and leave me alone mate.
Dude 1: Can I check out your pile Bro?
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: My missus is horny and I need a Churt.
Dude 2: Well your in luck, I just passed the biggest brown baton you have ever seen!
Dude 1: Sweet! I'm gonna make her scream tonight!

by Stifler69 October 3, 2012