Skip to main content

stop fucking cursing 

A funny, hypocritical joke that is said when another person is cursing repetitively because he/she is very angry. Guaranteed to cut the tension and lift the mood. Similar to the term the "fuck" word
A: My boyfriend thinks I'm fucking PMS-ing, and I'm fucking not! Like what the fuck? He's such a fucking jerk!

B: Stop fucking cursing!

Churning butter

When a woman is rides a man reverse cowgirl; he grabs her by her neck and hair; and loops her up and down in a circlular motion on his cock.
I was churning butter so hard last night she can't walk right.
Churning butter by Sambubs May 31, 2018

Chick Churping 

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

Tattle tales will often ensue.
You listen to Beyonce and say it's so groundbreaking . . . I think it's just chick churping.

Halfway Cursing 

Those funny times in middle school when you would say half of a curse word and then your friend would say the other half. This would usually occur during class while the teacher was trying to teach the class his or her lesson.
Halfway Cursing:

Student 1: Fu...
Student 2: ck!

Student 1: Shi...
Student 2: t!

Student 1: Cu..
Student 2: nt!!

Churning Up Pollution 

This is when you are experiencing serious coughing fits and you spit a lot when you cough. These extreme coughing spells usually occur when you have a bad cold, the flu, etc.
Last night I was churning up pollution so much, so I finally had to take some Nyquil.
Churning Up Pollution by Ryan J. February 14, 2005

churning crotch butter 

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often
churning crotch butter by djslut September 20, 2005