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churving 

<high pitched trumpet sound>
James: Hey Will was that a real fart?

Will: No, that was a well developed mouth fart. I was churving.

James: WTF are you talking about?
its like ghosting but more brutal, cause they wanna seem nice, maybe they take days, or even weeks, to reply to your last WhatsApp message.

But instead of leaving you hanging (Like a ghostwrited would ), a curver will reply, but their responses will be sporadic, closed off and often apologetic e.g. “I’m so sorry for not textin, I’ve just been really busy with insert predictable excuse here”.

Of course, they really might have been too occupied with work, family, friends, or the washing up to take a minute out of their day to message to you ....... or not
it’s been seven weeks since I saw him and I’ve only heard from him five times , but I still ain’t sure if he is curving me or not!
Curving by KJ74656 February 8, 2019

Churning butter

When a woman is rides a man reverse cowgirl; he grabs her by her neck and hair; and loops her up and down in a circlular motion on his cock.
I was churning butter so hard last night she can't walk right.
Churning butter by Sambubs May 31, 2018
Turning someone down
Nahhh bruh she's curving every nigga who talk to her
curving by Papapapapapa January 1, 2014

Chick Churping 

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

Tattle tales will often ensue.
You listen to Beyonce and say it's so groundbreaking . . . I think it's just chick churping.

Churning Up Pollution 

This is when you are experiencing serious coughing fits and you spit a lot when you cough. These extreme coughing spells usually occur when you have a bad cold, the flu, etc.
Last night I was churning up pollution so much, so I finally had to take some Nyquil.
Churning Up Pollution by Ryan J. February 14, 2005