Churchi 

1. A person who over exaggerates relgion.

2. A person who puts Religion before there family. Not beyond the limits of comprehension but to the point where the family member becomes distant.

3. A person who is a complete maniac about whatever
Religion of they choose.

4. An over exaggerated, relgious person.

1. Speaker01: God makes blood red. God makes my car start up. God keeps the AIDS away from my penis. God even saved my life when I feel in quick sand one time.

Speaker02: No he did not. Blood is really clear, but turns red once it hits oxygen. Your car starts up, since it has gas.
You never had sex in your entire life. More importantly, You was watching a tv show, about how to survive quick sands, just minutes before falling into one. You my freind are a churchi.

2. Speaker01: Hey guy, what happen to your wife?

Speaker02: I divorced her, after she gave half of our retirment money, away to the nearby church.

Speaker01: Guy, your wife is such a churchi.

3. Speaker01: Spear the rod Spoil the child, that is what my father would allways say. Then he would go crazy and spank each of my siblings, especailly me. Yup my pa is a real churchi.

4. Speaker01: I never did it, the devil made me do it.

Speaker02: Stop being such a churchi. You knew what you were doing.

Churchi by RegalS September 25, 2009

Churchill Face 

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

Churchill Face by will bitten September 14, 2017

churchprime

a religion where our god is dream. l'emanburg and dreamsmp became one

also according to god's statistics only a 50 percent of people are going to heaven. Churchprime
Drear god, thank you for our food pogchamp

churchprime by Childeater4206969 August 24, 2020

Church of Satan 

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

Church of Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016

Talk to Winston Churchill 

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

Talk to Winston Churchill by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017

Church Drama 

The bickering, complaining, and general chaos that occurs between the members, or staff, of many churches. Often behind the scenes and without the knowledge of others who refuse to be drug into the fray.

Bill: Judy and Bob are upset over the new Sunday School schedule and have decided to quit going to church altogether.

Mandy: Don't bother me with that church drama, they'll be mad about something else next week.

Church Drama by Boner D February 4, 2012

Liberty Baptist Church 

May or may not be a church with disgusting beliefs or a pumpkinoid sex cult. We aren't really sure and have no way of knowing. Associated with Pastor Tommy McMurtry.

"I'm so excited to get dirty with the Liberty Baptist Church's pumpkins at straight pride!"

Liberty Baptist Church by simping for sidon June 6, 2019