Chupa-Cabra 

An ugly mother fucker that slips into your house in the middle of the night, and steals your milk.

Jack Woods is a total Chupa-Cabra

Chupa-Cabra by AndreJohnson80 October 4, 2011

Chupa Cabra

1. A blood sucking beast that is impossibly difficult to photograph or find, dead or alive. Believed to be of Puerto Rican origins but most recently has been spotted in the Texican area.
2. Shot in tribute to the blood sucking beast containing jager(deer blood), bacardi razz (for the puerto rican side of things), grenadine (to make it blood red), and splash of lime.

Skunk Ape: Hey Albert, what's that one thing called, you know, people always say look out for what's his face, he's a bad ass that'll rip your face off of your face, slice up your insides, and kill you three times before you die?
Yeti: Oh, that's the Chupa Cabra, yea, that foo doesn't play around.
Skunk Ape: Word...

Chupa Cabra by Aaronology May 7, 2010

toilet roll chupacabra 

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.

Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

toilet roll chupacabra by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.

I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.

Dirty Chupacabra by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011

chupacabra droppings 

Another name for marijuana; weed; the devil's lettuce

I just smoked some of those chupacabra droppings I found out in the field

chupacabra droppings by American Democracy April 25, 2019

Grapeview Chupacabra 

The Grapeview chupacabra is indeigionous of the Hood Canal area of Washington State in the US. It is said to be unknown to science and is believed to be aggressively killing animals small animals after stalking them along roadsides. These are often mistaken for road kill and are damaged by scavengers to such an extent that cause of death can not be scientifically determined. They are believed to leave three puncture wounds on their kill's that provide an access point to drain them of their blood. Unfortunate an obscure section of the Revised Code of Washington makes the molestation and harassment of these predators illegal without a special permit from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.

The Grapeview Chupacabra is a ruthless killer

Grapeview Chupacabra by Dr. Smar Taz August 7, 2012

stinky chupacabra 

The act of putting a piece of shit in strange and unusual places to startle or surprise people.

While we were walking through the garden, Dorothy noticed a Stinky Chupacabra on the garden gnome's shoulder.

stinky chupacabra by Suckmyyoda August 17, 2017