Chuntbag 

A person who's so self-centered, they think the world revolves around them - like a chihuahua chasing its own tail. They have no regard for other people's feelings or needs, and their favorite hobby is making themselves the center of attention at all times. You can spot a Chuntbag from a mile away, with their puffed-up ego and their trademark Chuntbag strut. If you ever find yourself in a conversation with a Chuntbag, be warned - they'll talk about themselves so much, you'll feel like you're trapped in a one-person monologue. So, unless you enjoy listening to the sound of someone patting themselves on the back, avoid Chuntbags at all costs!

Alistair: You know what? For a change I'm going to do something for me. I'm going fishing. I don't care about my girlfriend's prize giving.
Chris: Wow Ali, you're really a chuntbag aren't you?

Chuntbag by WasLerp'd April 8, 2023

Cuntbagger 

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.

Yi fuckin cuntbagger.

Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".

Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators

cuntbaggery by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007

Cuntbag 

A bitch that can suck moose dick and die of disentary in the middle of the Arctic with no one to save her and then be eaten by ravenous polar bears and shat out into the icey depths to be consumed by hag fish and then reincarnated as a naked molerat so she looks like a penis with teeth that no human man will ever want again.

Taylor Bagley is a total cuntbag.

Cuntbag by Katest July 26, 2016

cuntbag 

a)stupid piece of shit bitch

b)girlfriend who cheats on a guy just to make him feel like he's the cuntbag, but really, she's the cuntbag

Look at Sally over there with her new boyfriend she got 3 minutes ago. What a cuntbag!

cuntbag by Tony February 7, 2004

Cuntbag 

A woman or man whose the biggest asshole of them all. Usually they are proud of the fact that they can be difficult, however when called out on their bullshit, they never care to correct the problem.

Did you see how Joanie just called her man out like that in front of everybody? She's a big cuntbag!

Cuntbag by MakeupChic December 11, 2016

Deceitful Cuntbag 

1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.

2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.

3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).

4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.

Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank

Deceitful Cuntbag by Hot Soup 420 December 18, 2010