Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest March 15, 2016

Cuntbag

A bitch that can suck moose dick and die of disentary in the middle of the Arctic with no one to save her and then be eaten by ravenous polar bears and shat out into the icey depths to be consumed by hag fish and then reincarnated as a naked molerat so she looks like a penis with teeth that no human man will ever want again.

Taylor Bagley is a total cuntbag.

by Katest March 15, 2016

But secs

Brief moments of indecision.

I had a lot of but secs before I decided to go to my brother's wedding the other day.

by Katest March 15, 2016

Chizz

Cheese jizz.

My ex husband sure had some chizz...

by Katest March 15, 2016

bag nagget

Someone with saddle bags on their thighs that rattle together when they walk.

That heifer is a total bag nagget!

by Katest February 05, 2016