Chumpitaz

A tiny latina girl. She is the literal size of a chihuahua but is very kind and intelligent being. Also very beautiful

Guy: *sees a chumpitaz*

by nobodyneedstoknow777 June 28, 2021

Chumpitaz

A very tiny latina girl/women of peruvian descent. She is the size of a chihuahua but is a very kind and intelligent lady. Also very very beautiful too

*drops dead because a chumpitaz walked by*

by nobodyneedstoknow777 June 28, 2021

chumpatize

v. To turn someone into a chump. Often used reflexively (see example). Earliest documented use is in Director Seth Gordon's 2007 documentary THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS.

Dude, don't chumpatize yourself!

"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome

by fugitive February 25, 2008

Chumptacular

Spectacularly lame.

"Wow Chris, your one-man-band performance was Chumptacular."

by Mighty J January 27, 2004

Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.

I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.

by archscientist March 2, 2010

Chumpitizer

Dopey, the Chumpion of the World. A serial chump. Someone who aspires to imbecilic.

Best used when sung to the tune of womanizer:

I know what you are, what you are, baby

Chumpitizer, chump-chumpitizer, you're a chumpitizer
Oh, chumpitizer, oh you're a chumpitizer, baby
you you you are, you you you are
Chumpitizer, chumpitizer, chumpitizer (chumpitizer)

by hellonewman1 March 22, 2010

chumpatized

To get completely owned.
To suffer immense defeat.

Ron played Jeremy in Street Fighter and got chumpatized!

by jt antasuda February 25, 2008