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Chumpitize 

The act of becoming a chump. To perform actions that would make one a chump.
I was trying to get him to be quiet so he wouldn't chumpitize himself in front of everyone.
Chumpitize by ed_menendez February 23, 2009
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chumpatize 

v. To turn someone into a chump. Often used reflexively (see example). Earliest documented use is in Director Seth Gordon's 2007 documentary THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS.
Dude, don't chumpatize yourself!

"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome

chumpatize by fugitive February 25, 2008

Chumpified 

An event or person the has been greatly affected by a chump.
The party was going really well until they turned up after that it was totally chumpified.

I was having a pretty good day until I served that customer, now it's chumpified.
Chumpified by The_Game_1981 April 18, 2011

Chumpitizer 

Dopey, the Chumpion of the World. A serial chump. Someone who aspires to imbecilic.
Best used when sung to the tune of womanizer:

I know what you are, what you are, baby

Chumpitizer, chump-chumpitizer, you're a chumpitizer
Oh, chumpitizer, oh you're a chumpitizer, baby
you you you are, you you you are
Chumpitizer, chumpitizer, chumpitizer (chumpitizer)
Chumpitizer by hellonewman1 March 22, 2010

chumpatized 

To get completely owned.
To suffer immense defeat.
Ron played Jeremy in Street Fighter and got chumpatized!
chumpatized by jt antasuda February 25, 2008

chumpitizing 

to allow ones self to be chumped. see also: steve wiebe.
yo dawg you totally were chumpitizing that dude
chumpitizing by justin gorrell March 8, 2008

Chumpitaz 

A tiny latina girl. She is the literal size of a chihuahua but is very kind and intelligent being. Also very beautiful
Guy: *sees a chumpitaz*
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