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Chumette 

A female variant on the word chum; which is an intimate friend. it can also be used as using a female for shark bait, but since silly lawyers run this world, that isn't legal. Yet.
Laura is a chumette. But it's illegal to use her as shark bait, go figure.
Chumette by TheMightyOlgu October 6, 2011
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Chumpette 

Lady version of the term 'chump' meaning: one who makes foolish decisions, or acts with great stupidity.
Megan was such a chumpette for crashing right before the finish of the race.
Chumpette by AlkalineWinter September 5, 2013
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chumpette 

A gullible or foolish individual who also has the unfortunate distinction of being female.
Only a chumpette would be fool enough to fall for that old trick.
chumpette by Brash December 9, 2008

chumpette 

A female who is a chump. Therefore, being a chumpette.
Wow, that girl fucked that guy with AIDS. What a chumpette.
chumpette by Muwahahaha!!1 January 25, 2006

Chumpetter 

Too much of a chump or chumpette to even be called on or the other, so your a chumpetter. One who is a complete retard, also being called a non-gender preson, your so uber ugly, that no one knows if your a guy or a girl.
Mitch bitch, your a fucking chumpetter. Quit Jerking Off Stale Fish and watching Gay Porn.

That kayla chick is so ugly, she is now declared a chumpetter.
a term used to describe a girl who isn't usually chubby or overweight, but is looking or feeling especially fat or chubby at that certain time. chubetteness can come from eating a large meal and feeling full.

**note that this phrase is only used by girls who are actually NOT fat, but think they're fat.
"uggh! i'm getting to be a real chubette."
"someone's become quite the chubette"
chubette by foxy mama "ab" April 1, 2008
A youngish man, usually gay, who has gotten quite fat but is neither old enough nor obese enough to qualify as a full-fledged "chub." Less insulting than the term "heifer" used sometimes to reference the same kind of individual.
"Joe may not quite be a "chubette," but with that paunch, his goatee and chest hair, he's a Bear by anyone's definition." If he gains much more weight he'll qualify for chubette. Moo! But chubby chasers will stand in line around the block to get to him.

Q: How many "chubettes" grow into full-time "chubs"?

A: They all do, unless they lose some weight and tone up; in which case they might pass for muscle bears.
chubette by al-in-chgo February 7, 2010
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