Chukha
A Chukha is an impossibly green, round, hanging booger that seems to be superglued to the lower parts of the nostrils in such a way that it stands out in a conversation, ultimately killing it - therefore, it is on the notorious list of conversation killers (things that stop people wanting to talk to you, for example, Quazzel).
Chukha tends to fasten onto nose hairs, making it a nuisance to remove. Alongside that, it is extremely painful to peel out of the nostrils, so much so, that it has a similar feeling to getting waxed via consecutive wax strips. You'd be surprised by the hair these things can rip out. If you're lucky enough to have pulled one of these bad-boys out, you'll be given a window of temporary enjoyment where you can roll it into a ball or blackmail your siblings into doing things against their will.
You normally obtain Chukha passively in your home environment or during a nice nap, but it's most common when an individual has a runny nose and they are situated in a dusty environment.
Occasionally, you can get a crusty Chukha which seems to be sharper than a samurai blade. This means any external pressure on the nostrils may potentially cause a nose bleed that will keep reopening and induce suffering with just the slightest nose twitch.
Chukha tends to fasten onto nose hairs, making it a nuisance to remove. Alongside that, it is extremely painful to peel out of the nostrils, so much so, that it has a similar feeling to getting waxed via consecutive wax strips. You'd be surprised by the hair these things can rip out. If you're lucky enough to have pulled one of these bad-boys out, you'll be given a window of temporary enjoyment where you can roll it into a ball or blackmail your siblings into doing things against their will.
You normally obtain Chukha passively in your home environment or during a nice nap, but it's most common when an individual has a runny nose and they are situated in a dusty environment.
Occasionally, you can get a crusty Chukha which seems to be sharper than a samurai blade. This means any external pressure on the nostrils may potentially cause a nose bleed that will keep reopening and induce suffering with just the slightest nose twitch.
Chukha by CowboyMisterEg December 20, 2022
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