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chunky dick snot 

A humorous slang term for "semen."
Is your chocolate starfish ready for my chunky dick snot?
chunky dick snot by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005

Chunky dick 

A chunky dick is a fat penis that is quite small it looks a worm if you squish it, usually a bitch boy named Humphrey has a chunky dick and loves to slap it on the faces of men named Todd
Hi Todd do you want to feel my chunky dick
Chunky dick by YBN JAY KAY September 25, 2018

Chuck some dick about 

For a man to have sex with lots of women
1. It's allways nice to go on holiday and chuck some dick about.

2. He's always chucking some dick about on the weekend

Dick Chuck 

When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.
A week after the Dick Chuck I was still trying the get the stains out of the carpet and my weiner.
Dick Chuck by rocketman January 30, 2005

Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack 

Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully

Chuck Dickens

Neither a bird, nor a chicken. Victim of many a birdnapping.
We were forced to sacrifice an arm and leg in order to get Chuck Dickens back from the bird nappers, but we still didn't know if he was a duck or a chicken.
Chuck Dickens by Chuck Dickins August 1, 2005