Chuck Norrisized

adj. If an object or person is Chuck Norrisized, they are particularly large, either in mass, or in meaning. They are usually heavy or extremely meaningful and helpful on the journey of everyone's life. All Chuck Norris fans should come to know this term.

"Holy shit! The big dipper is Chuck Norrisized! It's both physically large, and spiritually meaningful to me...I guess..."

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

Chuck Norrised

To succeed, to completely destroy, or to pulverize something or someone.

I just Chuck Norrised the hell out of that test.

Dude... we totally Chuck Norrised that bottle of Jaeg last night.

by Sara Em November 21, 2006

chuck norrised

to forward kick something or someone with great force.

-dude why you kick my door like that?! you're not chuck norris.
-ya but I chuck norrised it.
-oh

by the akuma slayer January 08, 2008

Chuck Norrised

to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face

guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.

guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.

guy 3: sorry

by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009

Chuck Norrising

The act of repeatedly tapping the Y button on the Xbox 360 controller while playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 so that the character looks as though he were dead while laying down, creating surprise when you shank unsuspecting opponents. Works especially well with Ninja Pro and Coldblooded Pro.

I was Chuck Norrising in the brush so that i could have a beautiful killcam and shank the last man standing.

by S3ANR4D July 28, 2010

Chuck Norrised

Another way of saying (you kicked ass or kicked someones ass) mostly everything you touch gets its ass handed to them.

1. Johnny: "Holy Crap! You Chuck Norrised that bear!"

Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"

2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"

Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"

by Junkie2115 March 04, 2010

Chuck Norrised

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.

i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.

by Bad Karma, Mitch,Mario June 17, 2009