Norrised 

1) To have something stolen from you by someone that used the method of lying to attain your property, as compared to using force or stealth.

2) To be left or ditched at an undesired location from one of your so-called friends by means of lying.

1) Josh told me that he needed to borrow my lawn mower for a week, but when I went to get it back and saw his house was vacant and up for sale, I realized that I had been Norrised.

2) When Stacy called me from Walmart and said that Josh must have left her there because she couldn't find him anywhere, I realized that she had been Norrised and would need a ride home.

Norrised by 4Mer-Nokomite January 20, 2014

Norrised 

To get owned by Chuck Norris or is a Chuck Norris like manner

1. Dude did you see that guy get Round-House kicked?

He got totally Norrised

Norrised by Captin Dinosaur August 4, 2009

norrised 

when someone is roundhoused or punched in the face so hard they're balls fly out the nostrils

yea..he just got norrised

norrised by shootok February 26, 2011

Norrised 

The act of being pulled away from eating your lunch and talking about dawgs so you can do actual work.

I was busy talking about dudes on the football field but I was Norrised into watching the ISS kids.

Norrised by Uncle Leroy October 25, 2023

Chuck Norrised 

To succeed, to completely destroy, or to pulverize something or someone.

I just Chuck Norrised the hell out of that test.

Dude... we totally Chuck Norrised that bottle of Jaeg last night.

Chuck Norrised by Sara Em November 11, 2008

chuck norrised 

to forward kick something or someone with great force.

-dude why you kick my door like that?! you're not chuck norris.
-ya but I chuck norrised it.
-oh

chuck norrised by the akuma slayer January 14, 2008

Chuck Norrised  

to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face

guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.

guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.

guy 3: sorry

Chuck Norrised by Drakethacrusty March 27, 2009