I'm loving Chubbins's attempt at insulting me with the name of the mysterious poster in the definition below. Personally, I think my insulting post was much better.
Hugh: "Don't you think Chubbins is a bit of a knob?"
A chubbins is a mystical creature often found on a futon looking greasy and eating food, or on a computer playing World of Warcraft. Ostracized by its peers, it withdraws to its cave when burned or served.
Has the chubbins showered yet?
No, it hasn't come out of its cave for nine hours today.