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Chromebook
Chromebook by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 29, 2022
Chromosomia
A dangerous, potentially contagious illness. The symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wearing plaid shirts and glasses
-Anime obssesion
-0 social skills
-Lowkey sexism
-Superiority complex
-Hating mainstream music
-Exclusively interested in math and IT
-Unusual fetishes and sexual deviance
-Using emojis like xD, :D, :P and =) even in professional settings
-Using Reddit OR using 4chan and hating Reddit
In severe cases, a person defined as a chromosome might have long hair, have incoherent speech and have stalker tendencies. Or be an incel.
-Wearing plaid shirts and glasses
-Anime obssesion
-0 social skills
-Lowkey sexism
-Superiority complex
-Hating mainstream music
-Exclusively interested in math and IT
-Unusual fetishes and sexual deviance
-Using emojis like xD, :D, :P and =) even in professional settings
-Using Reddit OR using 4chan and hating Reddit
In severe cases, a person defined as a chromosome might have long hair, have incoherent speech and have stalker tendencies. Or be an incel.
Example 1
Guy1: Aw man, this dude is using xD even in emails to his boss.
Guy2: Shit, might be a severe case of chromosomia.
Example 2
Guy1: Man, this dude is such a chromosome.
Guy2: Right! He's always wearing plaid shirts and talking about how he has such a big brain.
Guy1: Aw man, this dude is using xD even in emails to his boss.
Guy2: Shit, might be a severe case of chromosomia.
Example 2
Guy1: Man, this dude is such a chromosome.
Guy2: Right! He's always wearing plaid shirts and talking about how he has such a big brain.
Chromosomia by chromohunter69 October 1, 2020
No Chromo
Similar to the phrase No Homo. It is said before one engages in an activity that would normally be considered incestuous. After this phrase is spoken any activity involving incest is now completely ok.
No Chromo by IdkCumGuzzlingSlutsOrSomething November 26, 2020
Chromebook
A worthless hunk of junk that’s too expensive for the shitty quality it gives. There’s nothing to do except anything Google, no caps lock, and no benefits whatsoever. It’s THAT bad! Yet EVERY school thinks it’s nessecary and hopes to eliminate the clear more used and better Windows and/or Mac.
<Teacher> Ok class, today we’ll be using Chromebooks
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...
Chromebook by notliamarmy17 August 27, 2018
Chromebook
Useless pieces of technology that can only really get on google. (You can't download anything other than videos, photos, music, and work documents) IT IS NOT GOOD FOR PERSONAL USE!
I tried playing a game on my Chromebook, but it turns out it cant play it. I also tried watching a video on YouTube, but the resolution can only go up to 720p. I should've bought that laptop for the same price. What a waste.
Chromebook by The Unknown tit January 12, 2018
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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