chrisening

To place an image of Chris Pratt upon another being

I bought a sheet of Chris Pratt stickers for the purpose of chrisening my friends tomorrow.

by Kittycornflamingo March 29, 2021

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

chrising

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.

person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"

by jamiecook December 7, 2012

Christing

A term some use when frustrated--it is used very much like 'oh fuck!' or 'shit!!'

Amy yelled out 'CHRISTING!!' because she was frustrated that Terry didn't sign her journal entries and she was not going to be able to leave the office on time.

by catboxIII February 23, 2022

Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

Christingle

A Christingle is an orange and it's got a red ribbon tied around it (And already that's weird, isn't it? Just so you know, I'm not halfway through this description yet. That's an orange with a red ribbon tied around it. Never any excuse to tie a red ribbon around an orange, unless you're gonna fly somewhere on holiday, you want to check the orange in beforehand, so that when it comes round on that conveyor belt, you can tell it apart from all the other oranges. You don't wanna go home with a satsuma, or God forbid, a clementine). It's an orange, it's got a red ribbon tied around it, and four cocktail sticks stuck in the top of the orange. And then we skewer raisins and Dolly Mixtures onto those. And then we get a long, thin candle, drive that into the top of the orange and light it. And then a small child carries that down the aisle of the church on Christmas Eve and nobody questions it. Against all the odds, the kid comes out of it looking pretty boss. And all the elements represent something different. The orange represents all the vitamin C in the world. The ribbon represents the fashion industry. The cocktail sticks represent competitive javelin. The sweets and the raisins represent regret, and the candle represents the dwindling popularity of wax museums.

What is a Christingle?!

by Ks1994 March 12, 2019

Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009