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/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.
After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.
Chrissed by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018

chrisvoodle 

he just chrisvoodled
chrisvoodle by Fergbot March 12, 2012

Christened 

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)
"We christened my back seat last night."
Christened by Nubsy December 13, 2009

Chriselda 

An amazing, funny and sarcastic person. An optimistic individual with a pure heart. Artistic and is a dreamer.
1) Damn, i wish i was as cool as chriselda.

2) Chriselda is the definition of swag.
Chriselda by Cookiebar April 17, 2017
Happy. Always smiling with a positive comment just for you. Stylish.
Loving and Compassionate. A devoted friend.
Christeen~A cat that rubs against your leg when you feed it, curls up next to you when you aren't feeling well, keeps its fur "just so"
I always there no matter if you yell at it or forget to feed it on time. ;}
Christeen~wasn't that a killer car?!
Christeen by Humptywuzpushed February 5, 2010
A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity.
They are easy to be around and have extraordinary senses of humor although they sometimes don't give themselves enough credit for it, they are very determined in what they wish to do, and when they set goals they reach them; they are caring and sympathetic to others, which allows them to help many people/give good advice, and people will often come to them for help. it is because of their brilliant personality that they have so many friends, and can make connections with many different people with personalities and beliefs that can greatly differ from their own. they are very down to earth and great imaginations, when you are with them you are sure to have an amazing time because of their intelligence and wit. they are also very honest and trustworthy, you can always go to them for unbiased opinions, and you can tell them anything without worrying about other people finding out; they are beautiful inside and out and if you are lucky enough to have one a a best friend, you'll never be the same because they will change you for the better, and its a definite that they'll be there forever.

"Christine" the name of the killer car!! Written by John Carpenter
If I only had Christeen, I could do anything!
Christeen by Luv2beme May 7, 2018