A sexual fetish for Jesus Christ. Those with this fetish fantasize unendingly about being pounded by the Lord & Savior and imagine themselves with Him whenever they orgasm. Christophiliacs imagine sex with Jesus as being the best sex ever.
Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
by SweetJesus2000 May 18, 2021
Get the Christophilia mug.A geek who is only 14 or 15 and loves classical music, he also wants to shag Christ. I pity this fool indeed and you should to. He also never, and yes I mean never, lets someone else anwer a question in the classroom. Some advice he should recieve is to be a little more immature and have a bit of fun in his life. And if this reminds you of anyone refer them to the best Psychiatrist immeadiately!
Shut up you Cristophiliac.
by Nathan Evans March 8, 2005
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Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.
by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007
Get the christophile mug.Christophobia is obtained when you are afraid of people named Christopher, Chris, or any spelling/pronunciation of the name.
Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school
Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school
Girl 1: Chris tried touching my chest again! Third time this week!
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.
by The Toad Game Player September 18, 2020
Get the Christophibia mug.The amount of Christophobia in the media is alarming. They express an irrational hatred of Christians constantly.
That Christophobe was talking about Christians being against abortion.
That Christophobe was talking about Christians being against abortion.
by bryrenn January 16, 2024
Get the Christophobia mug.Donald Trump just put an order in that protects Christians; it’s similar to Islamophobia and the Jewish people don’t have a name for it. but there is a lot of hatred toward this religion, now he added Christians to the list so call it christophobia like Islamophobia.
Man, I’ve never experienced Christophobia until I moved here and wow, do these people hate Christians and man they don’t play
by Harvardchick March 1, 2025
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