Christophilia

A sexual fetish for Jesus Christ. Those with this fetish fantasize unendingly about being pounded by the Lord & Savior and imagine themselves with Him whenever they orgasm. Christophiliacs imagine sex with Jesus as being the best sex ever.

Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya

Christophilia by SweetJesus2000 May 18, 2021

Christophiliac 

A geek who is only 14 or 15 and loves classical music, he also wants to shag Christ. I pity this fool indeed and you should to. He also never, and yes I mean never, lets someone else anwer a question in the classroom. Some advice he should recieve is to be a little more immature and have a bit of fun in his life. And if this reminds you of anyone refer them to the best Psychiatrist immeadiately!

Shut up you Cristophiliac.

Christophiliac by Nathan Evans March 8, 2005

christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.

God, he/she is such a christophile.

christophile by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007

Christophibia 

Christophobia is obtained when you are afraid of people named Christopher, Chris, or any spelling/pronunciation of the name.

Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school

Girl 1: Chris tried touching my chest again! Third time this week!
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.

Christophibia by The Toad Game Player September 18, 2020

Christophobia 

: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against Christian people

The amount of Christophobia in the media is alarming. They express an irrational hatred of Christians constantly.
That Christophobe was talking about Christians being against abortion.

Christophobia by bryrenn January 16, 2024

Christophobia 

Donald Trump just put an order in that protects Christians; it’s similar to Islamophobia and the Jewish people don’t have a name for it. but there is a lot of hatred toward this religion, now he added Christians to the list so call it christophobia like Islamophobia.

Man, I’ve never experienced Christophobia until I moved here and wow, do these people hate Christians and man they don’t play

Christophobia by Harvardchick March 1, 2025