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Christophilia

A sexual fetish for Jesus Christ. Those with this fetish fantasize unendingly about being pounded by the Lord & Savior and imagine themselves with Him whenever they orgasm. Christophiliacs imagine sex with Jesus as being the best sex ever.
Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
Words you can keep

Christophiliac 

A geek who is only 14 or 15 and loves classical music, he also wants to shag Christ. I pity this fool indeed and you should to. He also never, and yes I mean never, lets someone else anwer a question in the classroom. Some advice he should recieve is to be a little more immature and have a bit of fun in his life. And if this reminds you of anyone refer them to the best Psychiatrist immeadiately!
Shut up you Cristophiliac.
Christophiliac by Nathan Evans March 8, 2005

christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.
God, he/she is such a christophile.
christophile by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007

Christophibia 

Christophobia is obtained when you are afraid of people named Christopher, Chris, or any spelling/pronunciation of the name.

Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school
Girl 1: Chris tried touching my chest again! Third time this week!
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.
Christophibia by The Toad Game Player September 18, 2020

Christophobia 

: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against Christian people
The amount of Christophobia in the media is alarming. They express an irrational hatred of Christians constantly.
That Christophobe was talking about Christians being against abortion.
Christophobia by bryrenn January 16, 2024

Christophobia 

Donald Trump just put an order in that protects Christians; it’s similar to Islamophobia and the Jewish people don’t have a name for it. but there is a lot of hatred toward this religion, now he added Christians to the list so call it christophobia like Islamophobia.
Man, I’ve never experienced Christophobia until I moved here and wow, do these people hate Christians and man they don’t play
Christophobia by Harvardchick March 1, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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