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Christophiliac 

A geek who is only 14 or 15 and loves classical music, he also wants to shag Christ. I pity this fool indeed and you should to. He also never, and yes I mean never, lets someone else anwer a question in the classroom. Some advice he should recieve is to be a little more immature and have a bit of fun in his life. And if this reminds you of anyone refer them to the best Psychiatrist immeadiately!
Shut up you Cristophiliac.
Christophiliac by Nathan Evans March 8, 2005

Christophilia

A sexual fetish for Jesus Christ. Those with this fetish fantasize unendingly about being pounded by the Lord & Savior and imagine themselves with Him whenever they orgasm. Christophiliacs imagine sex with Jesus as being the best sex ever.
Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya

Christophibia 

Christophobia is obtained when you are afraid of people named Christopher, Chris, or any spelling/pronunciation of the name.

Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school
Girl 1: Chris tried touching my chest again! Third time this week!
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.
Christophibia by The Toad Game Player September 18, 2020