A geek who is only 14 or 15 and loves classical music, he also wants to shag Christ. I pity this fool indeed and you should to. He also never, and yes I mean never, lets someone else anwer a question in the classroom. Some advice he should recieve is to be a little more immature and have a bit of fun in his life. And if this reminds you of anyone refer them to the best Psychiatrist immeadiately!
Shut up you Cristophiliac.
by Nathan Evans March 8, 2005
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Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya
by SweetJesus2000 May 18, 2021
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Christophobia is obtained when you are afraid of people named Christopher, Chris, or any spelling/pronunciation of the name.
Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school
Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school
Girl 1: Chris tried touching my chest again! Third time this week!
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.
by The Toad Game Player September 18, 2020
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