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Fucking Christmas

A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?

Man 2: No. I'll do that now.

*watches*

Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009
mugGet the Fucking Christmasmug.

Merry Fucking Christmas

1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays
1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on
by AnatomyIsDestiny December 25, 2004
mugGet the Merry Fucking Christmasmug.

Christmas Fuck

listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick
by Hdowbs December 3, 2022
mugGet the Christmas Fuckmug.

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.
Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you
by S0900 December 10, 2018
mugGet the Merry Christmas but Fuck youmug.

its fucking christmas

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch
by fucking santa November 1, 2021
mugGet the its fucking christmasmug.

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