Christmas Dick
Christmas Dick by StevieBones December 29, 2010
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Christmas dick
Christmas dick by McGooo September 18, 2021
Christmas-Tree Dick
Christmas-Tree Dick by Anonymous October 15, 2003
Dick Christmas
Dick Christmas by superman75 February 14, 2020
stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas
To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007
Chrismas dick
Someone(man/woman)who is acting like a complete and total dick around Chrismas. flamers can usually act this way in large crowds.
Chrismas dick by iceman9900 December 6, 2007
christian dick
Christian dick is just Christian's dick it is very large Christian is black he has a girlfriend that's loves it her name is maison she trys to touch it and to perform oral sex on it sometimes Christian dick is almost 7 inches long maison loves that she thinks it mediam Christian is 12
christian dick by CHRISTIAN LARGE DICK June 16, 2017
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