Definitions by McGooo

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

midwesterner cold medicine by McGooo November 23, 2022

Christmas dick 

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.

My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.

Christmas dick by McGooo September 18, 2021