Christmas Dick

The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.

Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"

by StevieBones December 29, 2010

Richard Nixon

The act of giving a hand-job without the use of spit or lube.

Bob: "How did it go last night?"
Pete: "Could've gone better. She gave me a Richard Nixon."
Bob: "Oh Shit. So your shit's all raw?"
Pete: "Yep!"

by StevieBones December 29, 2010