Christmas Crack 

Another name for Great Lakes Christmas Ale because of its crack like characteristics. Unlike traditional brews, it is only offered for 2 months out of the year, thus making people go crazy trying to consume as much as possible. Due to it's alcohol content and smooth rich flavor, often victims of it's use become belligerent, punching walls, kissing the floor, speaking in tongues, and black-out quality memory.

Jay: Dude, did you see Dean over there, he has crazy eyes and I can't understand anything he's saying.
Matt: It's cool. It's the holidays and he has been enjoying alot of Christmas Crack
Jay: Tis the Season

also

You could tell when it is getting close to the end of the Holiday season because its hard to your hands on Christmas Crack

Christmas Crack by citybytheBay November 6, 2009

Christmas Crack 

That irresistible dessert that's out on the Christmas buffet table, that you can't stop eating. Often 50% sugar, 50% grease, these spiked sugary concoctions create a fast addiction.

Hey Bob, you look like shit! What happened?

Dude, Mike made this Christmas Crack concoction and I ate 3 pounds of it! I'm still coming down off my sugar buzz.

Christmas Crack by Steve Fraser December 26, 2008

ChristmAss Crack 

A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.

My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.

ChristmAss Crack by Louisiana Gold December 30, 2009

Christmas Crackwhore 

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.

'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

Christmas Crackwhore by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

christmas cracker 

Christmas Cracker: adj (seasonal) - a large jagged turd, the product of over indulgance

Desmond took half an hour in the 'smallest room' straining to pull a 'Christmas cracker'

christmas cracker by eddythebastard April 13, 2016

christmas cracker 

The most expensive item in the popular online role playing game, "Runescape" by Jagex LTD.
What they were used for was back in 2001 when they were released, players could "pull" these to get a much sought after "party hat." Since most players pulled them there are only a few left in the game still in cracker form. This explains the very high price of them. They are currently 800,000,000 (eight hundred million)-1,000,000,000 (one billion) runescape coins.

player 1: wow d00d look at my part hat!
player 2:nice but i got a Christmas cracker so there!

christmas cracker by XXX Jeremy XXX November 26, 2006

Christmas crackers 

The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.

Christmas crackers by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003