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christmas cracker
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Christmas
Cracker
: adj (seasonal) - a large jagged
turd
, the product of over indulgance
Desmond took
half
an hour in the 'smallest room' straining to pull a '
Christmas
cracker
'
christmas cracker
by
eddythebastard
April 13, 2016
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