Christina Aguilera shower 

Using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. This procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like Christina Aguilera.

"I get off work late tonight, so I'll just take a Christina Aguilera shower and I'll be good to go to the party."

"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."

Christina Aguilera shower by mal_the_gal July 5, 2012

Christina Aguilera 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Queen of Music, Ms. Christina Aguilera!

1) A charismatic and humble singer that has sold over 100 million albums worldwide and won 6 Grammy Awards.

2) The Unbreakable Flower songwriter who can sing lots of genres: Rock, Pop, Old Blues, Country, Soul, Jazz, Opera, Disco, Reggae, Reggaeton, Latin, Salsa, Hip-Hop, and R&B. Christina Aguilera is as diverse as they come. Being compared to music legends from Whitney Houston to Madonna to Janet Jackson, she has proven her versatility and range as both an artist and performer.

3) She is just a few of the many artists of today that truly know the art of music. Always one step ahead of other pop stars musically, prolifically, style wise, and talent wise.

Norma: If Madonna is the Queen of Pop, then who is the Queen of Music?

Marilyn: Why it’s, Christina Aguilera. She can sing anything, any genre, any style. She has the icon pop quality of Elvis, Michael Jackson and Prince. What a gift!

Christina Aguilera by ZiZi260 November 19, 2021

Christina Aguilera 

The Marilyn Monroe of Pop: Talented, beautiful, graceful, lovable, classy, magnetic, intelligent, bold and passionate. She was a queen from the day she was born for having incredible stage presence and chemistry, and being simply very beautiful to look at.

1) I just love it when Christina Aguilera holds a note. It's such an eargasm!
2) Christina Aguilera has the most angelic voice that just captures my heart so completely. She's my dream woman in every way.
3) People overuse the term "stunning" but that's what Christina Aguilera really is.
4) Christina Aguilera is the very epitome of beauty and glamour. And that's why she is loved by both men and women.
5) There are too many Christina's today but the original is a ridiculously attractive woman. I would absolutely flip for her.

Christina Aguilera by ZiZi260 July 22, 2014

Christina Aguilera 

1. (n) Singer from western Pennsylvania who is famous for her vocal skills, but notorious for acting skanky in some of her music video ie Dirrty

Christina Aguilera by QZkotL April 9, 2003

Christina Aguilera 

(1) Grammy Award Winning Pop Singer who arrived on the scene with the at-the time provocative " Genie In A Bottle " in 1999.

(2) One white girl who can seriously sing.

(3)Progressed into a total skank also known as Xtina or XXXtina in 2002 with the release of the "anything you do in private i'll do in public" video "Dirrty". She introduced the world to the world's worst white girl weaves, paint by numbers make-up" and buttless chaps.

(4) Washed off the heavy make-up and fake tan to emerge as a softer, more sophisticated diva with a pension for singing songs from the 70s in 2004.

Also see REVERTED SKANKS

(1)Ugh, I can't stand Kim. She's such a Christina Aguilera. She goes from innocent to trash and back to innocent in the matter of minutes.

(2) Whoa, that drag queen took make-up lessons from Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera by xxgeorgia November 9, 2004

christina aguilera 

talented singer, comfortable with her body, strong willed woman

like none other

christina aguilera by Chya December 31, 2003

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you? 

A disturbing question I asked Chris walking home in a drunken state.

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you with a strap on?

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you? by Dave Eras August 12, 2004