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Christian Sex 

Christian Sex: No blowjobs, no pussy eating,no ass eating, no positions, no facials, no costumes,no lesbians and no threesomes. You can only give it to her in the vagina and there's no condom or pills involved so you will most likely get her knocked up.
"Man,Christian Sex is so fucking boring." No wonder why priest are always molesting altar boys and cults committing suicide.
Christian Sex by topmountain February 28, 2011

Christian Butt Sex 

A way for Christian girls to have sex without losing her technical virginity.
Oh my Christian Butt sex!!!!!!!!

Soeren Brauer Christiansen 

A Soeren Brauer Christiansen is a very hairy and aggressive kind of animal that has been tammed by a human being (often refered to as a Pat). The first time the word was used, was in the nordic Mythology, where a very ugly, werewolf-looking creature was refered to as a Soeren Brauer Christiansen.
I have just cought a Soeren Brauer Christiansen in the sewers (a rat).

Christiansen

An incredible family...normally obsessed with something dorky that is cute, The guys are loyal and very skilled. But the woman are normally pretty yet they are not as sneaky as the males. The guys are very muscular and proud to be who they are. The girls are the same way just way more dramatic than the average teen...talk about drama queens!
"I want to be with a Christiansen...
Christiansen by Ms. Yvon May 14, 2015

nate christiansen 

the fucking most amazing, fabulous, prodigious, wonderful, marvolous individual in perpetuum
did you see that nate christiansen, hes fucking amazing
nate christiansen by kunt69 April 23, 2010

christiansexual 

When you are only physically attracted to a boy named Christian.
Im straight, how about you?

I happen to be Christiansexual

Benjamin Christiansen 

FESTE MED HESTE

HE STRAIGHT FIRE, LIKE HE WAS SENT FROM HELL
Benjamin Christiansen? nej det bare en Nigger
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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