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christagay 

When someone named Kit Holland acts gay around you.
Kit: Im going to finger your bum
Me: Christagay
christagay by Dark Chocolat November 2, 2020

Christmahanakwanzaka 

An amalgamation of the major winter holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa) into one big non-denominational bastard holiday. Usually used in greeting form when the recipient's beliefs are unknown.
Hey Bob, Happy Christmahanakwanzaka!

Christmahanakwanzika 

The combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. This way no one feels left out and and you dont have to worry bout what you say every time you meet someone.

definitely better than sayin 'Happy Holidays'
Tony: 'merry christmas'
Tom: 'Dude, im jewish!"
Tony: "o shit, merry christmahanakwanzika then'

Christaphobia 

irrational fear of, aversion to or discrimination against Christians or Christianity
Christian:"Hey Johnny, my church is having a free concert tonight. Want to go?" Christaphobe:"CHURCH?!! No way! I HATE Christians! You guys are so bigoted and hateful!!!" Christian:"Johnny, are you living with Christaphobia?"

Christaphobia 

the irrational fear or hatred of Christianity or Christians. People hate Christians because they believe that that Christians are the most homophobic people in the world, while ignoring the fact that homosexuals are murdered in the Middle East. As a result, left-wingers and anti-theists denounce Christianity and the church.
"Yet the same “progressives” who find “homophobia” under every bed, and “Islamophobia” around each corner, have never imagined the cancerous “Christaphobia” that courses throughout their very own veins."

"There have been a number of recent cases where Christians are being treated less favourably than others. Nurses, grandparents, firemen, registrars, adoption agencies, care homes are all finding themselves in the firing line for nothing more than hold (sic) the same harmless beliefs that Christians have had for 2,000 years."
Christaphobia by VenomousSoup14 December 4, 2018

Christmahannukwanzadan 

A combination of the main holiday terms; Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, and Ramadan.
To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.
" Happy Christmahannukwanzadan everybody...and I think that covers everybody "