Christ Punch 

While having missionary style sex, with the Females arms at her sides like Jesus on the Cross, you proceed till the point where she is about to orgasm. As she climaxes you slam both elbows down into her eye sockets and she will see Jesus.

Sandy told me she wanted to go to Church more, so instead I Gave her a Christ Punch, now she's an atheist.

Christ Punch by HeyzoosKrist August 6, 2011

Christ Punch 

A punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of Jesus Christ himself...

Even Ghandi wants to Christ Punch Zach Braff in his cunt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero OH SHI-

Christ Punch by Joel Mendoza October 26, 2007

Christ Spear (punch) 

Sexual position/action: woman lays like jesus on cross; as she has an orgasm, her man spears her under left ribs with 3 fingers of his right hand and then states in a sadistic tone “see you in 3 days bitch”

I was fucking this christian and made her feel like jesus by giving her a christ spear (punch), I think she may come back in three days.

Christ Spear (punch) by ShredHawk November 7, 2018

Chris Punch 

The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.

As the zombie attacked Nicholas, he Chris Punched him and exploded his head.

Chris Punch by execute63 January 23, 2011

christ puncher 

One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Jerry Falwell and George W. Bush are Christ Punchers.

christ puncher by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

ChristPunchers 

A loose definition would be one who physically bludgeons the son of the Christian god with one's fist.

A more specific, colloquial definition is a participant in the activities of Christ Punch International.

Headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, the Christ Punchers are a raggedy troupe of cycling enthusiasts, bent on bludgeoning the son of the Christian god with their fists, and spreading general mayhem. One may see them gallivanting about Salt Lake or Black Rock cities on bicycles, swinging swords while riding saddled ROUS, or consuming inordinate amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon, while singing a merry tune or maintaining a menacing silence.

Though most active during the summer and fall, the Christ Punchers are known to convene during various celebrations year round.

"This bar got old long ago, let us punch christ over to Johnny's"

"ChristPunchers, roll out!"

"How did you get to work?" "I punched Christ"

ChristPunchers by shporqchop October 21, 2008

christpunch 

Used to describe an action so uncool, that it is the equivilent of punching christ.

Lindy: joe stole a kid's bike today
Marlise: what a christpunch!

christpunch by Lolita January 11, 2005