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chrispescado 

NICA and narnian = chrispescado/crispy nigga, nuff said
Jim: hey who the fucks that fresh kid?

Bob: OH that's the new guy,I heard he's a chrispescado.

Jim: Damn..there goes my girlfriend...
chrispescado by Buzz Lightyearr March 17, 2010

Chrispersion 

the act of making multiple members of a group named Chris sit as far apart from each other as possible during a meeting.
We need some Chrispersion. Chris, would you move over to that empty chair.

Chrispea 

The smallest of the cock family, no bigger than a fresh pod of baby peas (hard)
"That Hyena is big, but he sure has a chrispea"

"With a 4wd like that it's certain the driver is packing a chrispea"

"The Platimum made the chrispea look even smaller"

"Chrispea..Crispea...na na na na naaaaaaaa"
Chrispea by Ameschch August 20, 2006

chrispen 

A compliment towards women of thick proportions, usually given to those who are height and weight proportionate. Also has to have a face that matches. She has the heart of a Southern Belle, she is exquisite with a hint of exotic. She is Definitely NOT a butter face however butter face's will attempt to copy her but cannot compete.
"Damn look at big thick, she is so Chrispen!"

"Wow heaven just walked through the door, that's pure Chrispen right there!"

"I gotta get me a Chrispen quick, these skinny women keep rubbing me the wrong way!"
chrispen by Royal&Blessed January 13, 2017

Chrispena 

A ChrisPena is a term in which describes the action of backending an inanimate object or thing.
Damn, did he really chrispena that book?
Chrispena by Gtrslj January 8, 2019

chrisper 

-The goat of wii sports that could beat Matt (the one person in wii sport nobody could beat)
-Sexiest man in the world and the one with the biggest dick to suck on and shove in your pussy
Girl: harder chrisper harder
Chrisper: I’m about to cum
Girl: fill me up hard
chrisper by Mother_sucker42069 July 15, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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