ChrisPez1

A guy that is very memer likes to hypnotizes himself with laugh jokes and plays big chungus over his mic when he feels funny

ChrisPez1 is ChrisPenis1

by GAYFUCKER900 March 18, 2021

chrispescado

NICA and narnian = chrispescado/crispy nigga, nuff said

Jim: hey who the fucks that fresh kid?

Bob: OH that's the new guy,I heard he's a chrispescado.

Jim: Damn..there goes my girlfriend...

by Buzz Lightyearr March 17, 2010

Chrispersion

the act of making multiple members of a group named Chris sit as far apart from each other as possible during a meeting.

We need some Chrispersion. Chris, would you move over to that empty chair.

by The Beat Handbook March 23, 2010

Chrispea

The smallest of the cock family, no bigger than a fresh pod of baby peas (hard)

"That Hyena is big, but he sure has a chrispea"

"With a 4wd like that it's certain the driver is packing a chrispea"

"The Platimum made the chrispea look even smaller"

"Chrispea..Crispea...na na na na naaaaaaaa"

by Ameschch August 20, 2006

chrispen

A compliment towards women of thick proportions, usually given to those who are height and weight proportionate. Also has to have a face that matches. She has the heart of a Southern Belle, she is exquisite with a hint of exotic. She is Definitely NOT a butter face however butter face's will attempt to copy her but cannot compete.

"Damn look at big thick, she is so Chrispen!"

"Wow heaven just walked through the door, that's pure Chrispen right there!"

"I gotta get me a Chrispen quick, these skinny women keep rubbing me the wrong way!"

by Royal&Blessed January 13, 2017

Chrispena

A ChrisPena is a term in which describes the action of backending an inanimate object or thing.

Damn, did he really chrispena that book?

by Gtrslj January 8, 2019

chrisper

-The goat of wii sports that could beat Matt (the one person in wii sport nobody could beat)
-Sexiest man in the world and the one with the biggest dick to suck on and shove in your pussy

Girl: harder chrisper harder
Chrisper: I’m about to cum
Girl: fill me up hard

by Mother_sucker42069 July 15, 2022