Chrispea

The smallest of the cock family, no bigger than a fresh pod of baby peas (hard)

"That Hyena is big, but he sure has a chrispea"

"With a 4wd like that it's certain the driver is packing a chrispea"

"The Platimum made the chrispea look even smaller"

"Chrispea..Crispea...na na na na naaaaaaaa"

by Ameschch August 20, 2006

Chrisean

Blueface girlfriend from Baltimore.

Chrisean: “ I did it for you Blue! Took my tooth out! 🦷😁”

“It’s a vibe all the time!!”

by BlackMamaThiccButt September 4, 2022

Chrisparrow

When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.

Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!

by Germa88 May 9, 2009

Christeanna

Sweet, smart, fun, outgoing, kind, caring and loving!! Very loyal to those who earn her trust. She is strong, determined and independent. She tends to look for love in all the wrong places. She is a very deep thinker. Although this all sounds great, don't piss her off! She's one of a kind!

Christeanna sweet

by realistic24 February 5, 2010

Chrisplain

To Chrisplain is to...
1.) Explain something that is incredibly obvious to everyone involved.
2.) Explain something to someone who didn't ask for the explanation.

"Did that guy really just chrisplain to me that I'm out of mana?"
"Man, I didn't ask for all that shit to be chrisplained to me."

by Impaleification September 22, 2018

Chriseaning

A girl who acts crazy and does outrageous things for a dude who most likely isn’t feeling her as much as she is feeling him. Basically she acts aggressive and crazy like Chrisean Rock

Ayo Mia rlly Chriseaning she beat tf out Jay’s cousin cus she thought that Jay was cheating on her with his cousin

by Munchin4life March 18, 2023

Chrisean

A sexy lightskin male who is very intelligent and will please you.

I need myself a sexy Chrisean .

by Domdenise July 13, 2016