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1
the act of making multiple members of a group named Chris sit as far apart from each other as possible during a meeting.
We need some Chrispersion. Chris, would you move over to that empty chair.
by The Beat Handbook March 23, 2010
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2
To increase the demands or difficulty associated with a task, especially the curriculum of a university.
We could rigorify graduation requirements by adding a foreign language requirement.
by The Beat Handbook March 30, 2010
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