2 definitions by Ameschch

Platimum

A Mother of gigantic proportions. A rare mother indeed!

"Your Dad surely got value for money with that Platimum!"

"You could mine that Platimum all day and still not make a dent!"

"I'm not allergic to any metals, but that Platimum brings me out in a rash!"

by Ameschch August 17, 2006

Chrispea

The smallest of the cock family, no bigger than a fresh pod of baby peas (hard)

"That Hyena is big, but he sure has a chrispea"

"With a 4wd like that it's certain the driver is packing a chrispea"

"The Platimum made the chrispea look even smaller"

"Chrispea..Crispea...na na na na naaaaaaaa"

by Ameschch August 21, 2006