chrispen 

A compliment towards women of thick proportions, usually given to those who are height and weight proportionate. Also has to have a face that matches. She has the heart of a Southern Belle, she is exquisite with a hint of exotic. She is Definitely NOT a butter face however butter face's will attempt to copy her but cannot compete.

"Damn look at big thick, she is so Chrispen!"

"Wow heaven just walked through the door, that's pure Chrispen right there!"

"I gotta get me a Chrispen quick, these skinny women keep rubbing me the wrong way!"

chrispen by Royal&Blessed January 13, 2017

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in

"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"

Connor Crispens by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022

Chrispin 

A hot, sexy, smart, kind, funny, trippy baller who all the girls chase and who all the guys want as their friend. Often called Chris for short, he an sometimes be a huge asshole, but it's okay because he always makes up for it.

Person 1: Bro how can that kid get all As and still be the star of the team?
Person 2: Don't worry about it, he's a Chrispin.

Girl 1: I said hi to Chris earlier and he just curved me
Girl 2: What'd you expect? He can be an asshole, but he'll come around.

Chrispin by chloegothoes April 20, 2017

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christened 

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)

"We christened my back seat last night."

Christened by Nubsy December 13, 2009

christen the car 

to have sex in a car for the first time (in that car)

nat went out last night to christen the car with jamie!!

christen the car by VXWd August 22, 2006