Chowning

To gorge, particually on the male penis (verb)

The other day, I was relaxing in my chair while Robert was chowning down on my cock!

by Duke Robinson March 26, 2008

Ass Clowning

Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.

If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”

by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011

reverse crowning

The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.

Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.
Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.

by AverageJoe93 September 25, 2011

Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

clowning

Being played or treated as a joke

“Dang john was clowning with Sally’s feelings”

by beingclownedon July 12, 2019

chowing pozi

When you’re going or are staying home, a term usually used in South Africa among young people

Boy 1: Nah gent we need to go out these holidays
Boy 2: For real we can’t be chowing pozi

by crumpetsandpeanutbutter December 12, 2022

Crowning

When you feel your turd is pushing

I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning

by styn99 March 18, 2014